Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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