Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
wakey wakey hands off snakey
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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