And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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