how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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