idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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