I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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