I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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