At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I got her a Nickelback box set.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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