It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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