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I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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