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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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