belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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