Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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