But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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