ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just invented taco cereal.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
