I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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