At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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