it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Randomize
