You're completely useless in the revolution.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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