No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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