Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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