So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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