so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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