It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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