and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He is an equal opportunity slut.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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