so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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