ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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