So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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