I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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