Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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