Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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