My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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