i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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