can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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