I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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