I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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