i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
