kristin has been a bad kristin
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i wish my penis had a tongue
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
As shirtless as possible
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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