My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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