Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
