We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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