I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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