Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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