11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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