She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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