even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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