Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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