end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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