He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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