My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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