I can tuck mytits in my pants
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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