two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
