are you so shy because you have an std?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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