hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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