You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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