it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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