P.S. I can't hear my feet
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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