We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she peed on how many people?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize